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To a conservative audience (U.S. edition): Makes sense that those lazy good-for-nothing libs who want the government to do everything for them would take more time off instead of earning more through their own hard work!

To a liberal audience: Figures that that uptight band of sticks-in-the-mud cons would spend so much time working to earn and hoard their precious blu-ray players and their 51" plasma screen tvs!

~OLJ

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From the submitter:

"Several people at my shop booked cruises for January and Febuary (it's cold here during that time). Management denied all vacation requests during those months due to "customer demand limits vacation availability." Some of these folks had up to four weeks coming to them. When threatened with legal action, my employers relented."
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A co-worker was out of the country for 10 days. Before she left she did not get all her immunizations, so I was convinced she was going to catch yellow fever. I took precautions to protect myself and the office.

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Although, to be fair, he has the least obvious tan lines of the entire bunch. It's a shame about the 3-inch-think layer of sunscreen he'll have to use, though.

~OLJ

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