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I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this...

If I my life had to fail, I'd rather it be with a shiny piece of new technology rather than with an hour dedicated to printing, cutting, and pasting.

~OLJ

This might not work so well with printers, but what about replicators from Star Trek? Roddenberry probably had a script lined up where the Enterprise tracked down some replicator-replicating smugglers.

~OLJ