Assume the Position

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"Hey there, Bob, I was just on my way to the workshop on avoiding references to sex positions and... say, you drop something?"

"Nope, just relieving some gastric pressure."

"Roger that. I'll see you at lunch."

Finally, a Seminar That's Worthwhile

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To borrow from another quote: "Oh, you have trouble handling negativity, bad attitudes, and toxic people in the workplace? There's a seminar for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

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