Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
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"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
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