"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"
"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"
If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.