"Uhh... It Was Uhh... It Was Wine!"

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"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

ScumBB&T

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If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

Good Deed Done for the Day

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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

I Hope TB Stands For "Tubular Baloney"

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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

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