"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"
"... wine in a can, ma'am?"
"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"
How does 50,000 volts of justice taste, b**?
If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.
Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.
The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)
Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.
Found on the fridge this morning
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