theft

bank bbt mortgage robbery Scumbag Steve theft - 6188578048
Via: The Consumerist
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If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

Bad Translator coffee stealing theft - 4994205184
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Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

breakroom sign tb theft - 5125567488
By JT
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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

constipated fiber fridge theft - 4469643520
By Unknown
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If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.