theft

breakroom,missing,raise,theft
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

constipated,fiber,fridge,theft
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If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.

breakroom,sign,taxes,theft
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

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