Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.
It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.
"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"
"... wine in a can, ma'am?"
"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"
It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.
~Office Lackey Jack