"Sir, Employee X Hasn't Shown Up to Work for a Week Now"

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security,spy,surveillance
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But at that very moment, Employee X was busy throwing a bucket of pig's blood at the wall en route to making his desperate scramble for freedom.

Your Move, Boss

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surveillance,bosses,CCTV,security camera,monday thru friday,g rated,funny
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Iggy The I Guy

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1984,all-seeing eye,always watching,creepy,decoration,demon,depressing,dickhead co-workers,eyeball,inflatable,passive aggressive,prank,screw you,sculpture,spectre,surveillance,Terrifying,voyeur,watcher,wiseass
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Namely, Research on Your Genitals

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bathroom,big brother,cameras,surveillance
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They're comparing sizes. They had to throw your measurements out because it skewed the median range. BECAUSE IT WAS SHORT.

dickjokes

~OLJ