Namely, Research on Your Genitals

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Namely, Research on Your Genitals
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They're comparing sizes. They had to throw your measurements out because it skewed the median range. BECAUSE IT WAS SHORT.

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~OLJ

"Sir, Employee X Hasn't Shown Up to Work for a Week Now"

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"Sir, Employee X Hasn't Shown Up to Work for a Week Now"
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But at that very moment, Employee X was busy throwing a bucket of pig's blood at the wall en route to making his desperate scramble for freedom.