In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.
Whoa, never mind, no alphabet today!
Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.
~Offce Lackey Jack
A legit, promotional product by Kinzua. You can see the Kinzua Hornet killer behind it. Guaranteed to repel all annoying a-holes who gossip and steal your lunch!