In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
Another reason to leave work early.
"Don't drink the water (There's a dead spider in it)."
had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.
Wait, they know when it was born? It's been harrying their existence for three months? Tenacious bugger. To paraphrase Ernest Hemingway:
Spider, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.
Sad Cat of the Day: Cat Owners Wonder Why Their Cat is So ...
An Unfortunate Truth About Many Dog People
Warning: This May Make You Tear Up
Swift Justice of the Day: How to Deal With Litterbugs
Check Out These Bizarre Illustrated Pokémon Fusions!
This Game of Peekaboo Was Too Much For One Little Girl
A Good Reason to Own a Dog
The Uniforms of the Colombian Cycling Teams are...Suggestive, ...
Miss Nebraska Accidentally Shows the World a Different Side ...
Spider-Woman Variant Cover Got You Down?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more