"Don't drink the water (There's a dead spider in it)."
had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.
In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
Wait, they know when it was born? It's been harrying their existence for three months? Tenacious bugger. To paraphrase Ernest Hemingway:
Spider, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.
Another reason to leave work early.
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