I'm Confused...

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If I get a ticket, what will it be for?

Retaining Market Share in Key Demographics by Proclaiming Market "Turf" to Competition

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Because only our business gets to serve wash rooms, not your business. Wash rooms come to us for the highest satisfaction in urinal cakes and feces-masking fragrances, and there's no way your business can compete. So stop trying to steal our customers. Go away. Shoo.