Unacceptable!

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cable television,Hall of Fame,mall,security,violence,violence versus sex
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Guy getting shot in the head? Cable television. Fun bags? Rated XXX NC-17 M for Mature, should be viewed by no one ever.

Quick - Steal Her Gun

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asleep,guard,gun,officer,police,security
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I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.

I Like How It's In Quotation Marks

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asleep,guard,security,security guard,sleeping
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Sleeping on the job? No problem, nobody ever robs this place.

I Code Like a Bomb

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bomb,computer,hacker,security
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Does this hysteria remind anyone else of Y2K?

~OLJ

Freezer Safety FAIL

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door,freezer,lock,security
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This sign is on the inside of the door...what do I do when I actually get stuck in there?!
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