Freezer Safety FAIL

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Freezer Safety FAIL
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This sign is on the inside of the door...what do I do when I actually get stuck in there?!

Oh UPS, You So Sneaky

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Oh UPS, You So Sneaky
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Also available as a video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy7ftogjtU

Well That's Awfully Selective

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Well That's Awfully Selective
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I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?

~OLJ

"Sir, Employee X Hasn't Shown Up to Work for a Week Now"

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"Sir, Employee X Hasn't Shown Up to Work for a Week Now"
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But at that very moment, Employee X was busy throwing a bucket of pig's blood at the wall en route to making his desperate scramble for freedom.

To Those of You Flying on the Three-Day Weekend:

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To Those of You Flying on the Three-Day Weekend:
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Think about what your job could be like as you're getting fondled.