When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Don't get mannequins that look like they've been possessed by Satan.
Do ever think they wonder about stuff? "Why am I here? What's my purpose? Did I lock my keys in my little amoeba car?"
I didn't photoshop it. Satan did.
If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.