Protip: If You Want Your Store to Sell Clothes...

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Mannequins,monday thru friday,satan,scary mannequins
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Don't get mannequins that look like they've been possessed by Satan.

Those Amoeba Feels

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amoeba,eat more bikes,evolution,nathan bulmer,satan,single-celled organisms,the devil
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Do ever think they wonder about stuff? "Why am I here? What's my purpose? Did I lock my keys in my little amoeba car?"

The Devil's Milkshake

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fast food,food service,Hall of Fame,in-n-out,milkshake,satan,soda
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When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack