Give Thomas a Hand

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Give Thomas a Hand
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Should Thomas...

A) Clean the panini press thoroughly for the next person B) Steal the panini press so he can use it at home C) Use the panini press to iron his shirt. D) Run around the office with the panini press crocodile-chomping the lid at coworkers while yelling "CRIKEY THAT'S A BIG SHEILA RIGHT THEAH!!!"

But, stevefoodguy356 Said It Sucked!

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But, stevefoodguy356 Said It Sucked!
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Who cares if he's a 34-year-old morbidly obese guy with half a tongue?

Sandwich Taste Funny?

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Sandwich Taste Funny?
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If you're from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick's Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don't be surprised if they start drooling.