"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"
"Whoa. Way too deep."
Don't make fun of me guys, I can put two and two together! That makes double-two, right?
They left out the part where the big burly men show up at your front door with baseball bats and break your legs.
Now if only we could do away with those pesky 40-hour-a-week rules... I know! If we got rid of minimum wage, I'd be able to work for less and my boss would give me more hours! #trollpolitics