There is no escape.

However, "Slayer" has fewer words, so given the circumstances I guess I'll just follow protocol here.

-Water Cooler Chris

Remember folks, lift with your legs, not your back!

Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Personally, I always thought they would've tasted great with a marshmallow and a graham cracker.