You should use a more thorough vetting process when picking your hospitals.
Who cares if he's a 34-year-old morbidly obese guy with half a tongue?
Somewhere a man in a blue floral cape is tripping a jaywalker.
~Office Lackey Jack
When the waiter singles you out for death, everyone else on the waitstaff does their best to avoid you. Dead men don't tip.
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