If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.
I'm sure he'll get over it once he goes home to his money.
Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.
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