We Have a Lead in the Case...

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We Have a Lead in the Case...
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"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

Good Deed Done for the Day

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Good Deed Done for the Day
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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

Someone's Mad They Can't Keep Their 3-Week-Old Gorgonzola Salad

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Someone's Mad They Can't Keep Their 3-Week-Old Gorgonzola Salad
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This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

It's Been Sitting There for Se7en Days

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It's Been Sitting There for Se7en Days
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this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.