Word to the wise, put your garbage INSIDE the can, or else this guy will come and hunt you down.

Sometimes it works, other times your shoe goes through the computer.

From Reddit user rohanic:

Working helpdesk peacefully in the server room when I hear a loud knock and this outside the door

[polldaddy poll="5598987"]

Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.