No More 3rd World Vacations Dan

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A co-worker was out of the country for 10 days. Before she left she did not get all her immunizations, so I was convinced she was going to catch yellow fever. I took precautions to protect myself and the office.

Oh Crap! He Shook My Hand Yesterday!

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"Hear ye, Hear ye! Sonny * has caught the stomach plague of death. Hence the Mac Lab will be closed this evening. March 30, 2008 Thank you kindly, The Royal Mac Lab Staff"