Foolproof!

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This might not work so well with printers, but what about replicators from Star Trek? Roddenberry probably had a script lined up where the Enterprise tracked down some replicator-replicating smugglers.

~OLJ

Of the Three, "Legal" Is the Most Optional

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Time to start dealing crack.

This Is Why I Dont Take Personal Days

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Step 4: Profit!

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