On the right, we have Imhotep. On the left, we have 3M-hotep.
There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.
Almost out of post it note space, time for another monitor...
It smells like formaldehyde and old photo albums!
Now, every time you open the door, it'll go a little something like:
"OH GOD WHAT THE- ... oh, it's just you, Postachu."
"Look Ma, No Pants!"
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