I've Got 99 Problems and Number 2 is 1

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Warning: language.

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Socks to Be You

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What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

The Gatekeeper Holds the Key to Ultimate Knowledge

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Sometimes he should mess around with everyone's regular pooping times by placing free bran muffins in the break room.

~OLJ

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