poop

note poop sign socks toilet paper - 5295684352
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What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

bathroom body products poop sign - 4994347008
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And here we have the "highlighter scribbler" variety of sign posters. Desperate to emphasize his note, but without access to a color printer or design skills, he frantically scratches his highlighter back and forth across the sign in the hopes that the bright color will catch more people's eyes. As an added touch, he has signed off with the "descending emoticons" technique, in which he communicates his sadness and disapproval through a series of identical frowny-faces.

~OLJ

cubicle knowledge location poop - 5273451520
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Sometimes he should mess around with everyone's regular pooping times by placing free bran muffins in the break room.

~OLJ

bathroom email feces nazi poop swastika - 4888123392
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"Team, There is an issue in the Men's restroom located next to the [censored] account. Someone is marking the restroom wall, in the first closet stall, with feces in the shape of a swastika. This is the fourth time in the last year this act has been done. This is not only disgusting but it is a safety health issue. If caught you will be terminated as this is not a joke or funny in any way. If you know anything about this please let me know so we can address this issue ASAP."