Socks to Be You

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Socks to Be You
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What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

The Gatekeeper Holds the Key to Ultimate Knowledge

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The Gatekeeper Holds the Key to Ultimate Knowledge
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Sometimes he should mess around with everyone's regular pooping times by placing free bran muffins in the break room.

~OLJ

Happy Monday Morning! Have You Started Optimizing Your Bathroom Breaks Yet?

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Happy Monday Morning! Have You Started Optimizing Your Bathroom Breaks Yet?
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Every day, between 10:00 and noon, the bathroom stalls are ALWAYS OCCUPIED. It's frustrating.

~OLJ

Leave Your Excrement in the Bowl

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Leave Your Excrement in the Bowl
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And here we have the "highlighter scribbler" variety of sign posters. Desperate to emphasize his note, but without access to a color printer or design skills, he frantically scratches his highlighter back and forth across the sign in the hopes that the bright color will catch more people's eyes. As an added touch, he has signed off with the "descending emoticons" technique, in which he communicates his sadness and disapproval through a series of identical frowny-faces.

~OLJ