Postachu

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Postachu
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Now, every time you open the door, it'll go a little something like:

"OH GOD WHAT THE- ... oh, it's just you, Postachu."

Usually Starbucks Employees Get Just Some Names Wrong

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Usually Starbucks Employees Get Just Some Names Wrong
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This guy sucks! He just writes "Arbok" on every cup! It's like he only knows his own name or something!

Smell Ya Later, Loser!

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Smell Ya Later, Loser!
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C'mon, troupe of adoring fan girls, let's drive off in my sleek red sports-car that I shouldn't be driving because I'm like 13 years old!