Sees you reading another newspaper.
Gives you a papercut somehow.
Ugh, forget it, I'll just stand up.
"Italic headline italic headline blah blah blah ahasdhiqwefkhfkqh who gives a crap"
Continued on Page A6.
Luckily he didn't have any money.
Mondays, am I right? Poor dog doesn't even look like he was supposed to BE there TODAY!