"Hey HAL, Could You Just Itch That Spot for Me Real Quick?"

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"Hey HAL, Could You Just Itch That Spot for Me Real Quick?"
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In space, no one can hear you cursing and banging your head around your helmet trying to itch your nose.

Before Going to Space, Make Sure Your Cap's Locked Tight

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Before Going to Space, Make Sure Your Cap's Locked Tight
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Wouldn't want to pull a Tim Robbins in Mission to Mars now, would we?