Good Morning! Ready for Your Circle-Jerk?

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Comics Edition: Every. Single. Morning.

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...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:
job fails - quick riser

I Can't MAKE Coffee Until I've HAD Coffee

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No Seriously, I Mean it this Time. The Next Alarm is Going to be Nyancat

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6:40 - "You're never getting up, are you?" 7:00 - Automatically send sick note e-mail to boss.

Too Tired to Bend Over to Put Your Socks On?

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Finally, someone has solved this problem!

Drink Your Coffee Right

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The Snoolution

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That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!