Cloudy With a Chance of Hellborn Meteors

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Cloudy With a Chance of Hellborn Meteors
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The weather for Saturday will be... bleak? Am I reading that right? Yes. Bleak.

Calm Down, We All Have Our Apocalypses

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Wow, suddenly, I STILL FEEL LIKE PANICKING OH MY GOD HAS THE WORLD ENDED YET?

Sorry, I'll Be Busy Eating the Last of My Twinkie Rations

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Sorry, I'll Be Busy Eating the Last of My Twinkie Rations
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If I'm going to be anywhere, it's going to be in my basement with a thirty year supply of non-perishable junk food and the extended cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

There's not going to be an Apocalypse, now finish those TPS reports

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There's not going to be an Apocalypse, now finish those TPS reports
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A fair point indeed. Centuries of imperialism is to blame for the crazy apocalypse scenarios! --New Guy Nick