Another great gag from Five Second Films
WARNING: Language is not safe for work. Conversely, the joke is highly relevant TO work. Weigh your options, I suppose.
As for the bajillion other potential excuses they could use, well... good luck with those!
Repeat, we have found Good Guy Greg. Apparently he lives in Keller, TX.
How many times can he walk past before he slams them all shut?
Tire swings are so old fashioned. You need a deluxe sofa swing!