Dude. Whoa.

He'll kill you so hard, you'll die to death.

What's the deal? I see no medal around this person's neck yet. Chop chop!

As for the bajillion other potential excuses they could use, well... good luck with those!

Repeat, we have found Good Guy Greg. Apparently he lives in Keller, TX.

I'd hate to be below 'The Rest'