@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo
3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan
He's using the computer as a paperweight.
Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!
Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.
Toe typing - now available on Mac.
I need a computer that let's me look at Facebook exponentially more than I work. They both do that? Ok well which one makes me better than everyone else. --NGN
See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.
-Water Cooler Chris
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