Update!

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Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.

"Hey Man, We're Gonna Go to the Bar Down the Street and Watch the Game"

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"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

Okay...

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So you're telling me that the thing that tells me things don't work... doesn't work?

And How I View all of these People who Make Charts: Bored

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See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

Now Why Didn't I Think of That

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Uhhhhh when I took the cables and cords out the screen went dark. Why did that happen? How can I address that issue?

Preach, Brother!

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Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!