"You can do- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT???"

Spoiler: It doesn't end well. Also, language warning (obviously).

First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."

... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?

Obviously your just biased.

Well thank goodness that it's likely you won't end up on live television if you do.