First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."
... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?
Obviously your just biased.
Even when your mates keep pulling you out of the shot.
Spoiler: It doesn't end well. Also, language warning (obviously).
Well thank goodness that it's likely you won't end up on live television if you do.