"For all of our loyal viewers who love reading things upside down, boy have we got a treat for you!"
First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."
... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?
Great! Just great! How am I supposed to know what's happening in my neck of the woods now?
Well thank goodness that it's likely you won't end up on live television if you do.