See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.
-Water Cooler Chris
Dude, just let it go. It's all dried up and there's nothing left inside.
Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.
It makes it all the more awesome if you read the comment in David Attenborough's voice.