Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.
It makes it all the more awesome if you read the comment in David Attenborough's voice.
Dude, just let it go. It's all dried up and there's nothing left inside.
See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.
-Water Cooler Chris
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