And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?
-Water Cooler Chris
If you did this with the knife you use to, say, core apples, you'd instill an instant sense of awe and respect in your peers, and not at all be thought of as that creepy guy who's really into knives.
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