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Have a few extra RJ-45 jacks lying around? Use them like this! Plus, it's satisfying to pop them in their sockets (minds out of the gutter, please)!
And the only words I can spell with it on my spoon are "the," quick," "brown," "fox," "jumped," "over," "the," "lazy," and "dog."
But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.