Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.
Meanwhile, people dialing his number are treated to a little ditty by Rick Astley.
He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.
Surefire path to success.
...and the desperation for a job has rarely been higher.
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