Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.
Meanwhile, people dialing his number are treated to a little ditty by Rick Astley.
Most people, after all, find work on Sunday. Mostly by mowing lawns for the retired people who've gone to church.
Surefire path to success.
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