"Hey Everyone, Meet Joshua the New Accounting Guy!"

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accounting,jesus,jesus christ,joshua
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"Pssst, I don't like Josh, there's something funny about him. His hair, like, lights up or something. I want his shampoo, though!"

Darn It, I Missed Him Again!

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1992,christian,jesus,RAPTURE,sign
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Must have been some rock concert. I hope they hold Rapture again some time.

What If The Doctor's Name Is Jesus?

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12 hours,doctor,jesus,religion,surgeon,thanks
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I'm sure he'll get over it once he goes home to his money.

Must Be One Important Stapler

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Hall of Fame,jesus,red,stapler,swingline
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His excuse? "The lord made me do it".

Competing Worldviews

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breakroom,coffee,jesus,religion,signs
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.