So what the hell am I supposed to be celebrating then?

"Pssst, I don't like Josh, there's something funny about him. His hair, like, lights up or something. I want his shampoo, though!"

Must have been some rock concert. I hope they hold Rapture again some time.

I'm sure he'll get over it once he goes home to his money.

His excuse? "The lord made me do it".

Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.