Darn It, I Missed Him Again!

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1992,christian,jesus,RAPTURE,sign
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Must have been some rock concert. I hope they hold Rapture again some time.

Competing Worldviews

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breakroom,coffee,jesus,religion,signs
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

Thanks, Jesus!

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coke,jesus,refrigerator
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You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

"Hey Everyone, Meet Joshua the New Accounting Guy!"

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accounting,jesus,jesus christ,joshua
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"Pssst, I don't like Josh, there's something funny about him. His hair, like, lights up or something. I want his shampoo, though!"

El Vendito

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b3,boredom,boring,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,gonna kill you,hardware,jesus,jesus christ vending machine,moar snacks pls,no death threats please,not funny,office kitchen,paper signs,post its,prank,resurrection,risen,sacrilege,sacrilegious,Sad,sass,saved,sculpture,stupid,Terrifying,vending machien,vending machine,vengence,wiseass
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An evil vending machine that took much joy in stealing from us. I don't think the people contracted to refill the machine ever got tired of removing the post-its, either!

'Merica in Four Words

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jesus,billboards,merica,McDonald's,america,monday thru friday,g rated,americana
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Wall Of Heroes

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darth vader,heroes,jesus,pictures,wall,Will Ferrel
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