"Jack" thought it'd be a nice easy first day getting setup. Not so much with the pressure of some sexy men staring at you all day.
"Alrighty, plug in USB cable... FFFUUUUUU wrong way!"
Not anymore! Buffalo's 4-port USB hub allows USB cables to be plugged in regardless of which side is up or down.
Have a few extra RJ-45 jacks lying around? Use them like this! Plus, it's satisfying to pop them in their sockets (minds out of the gutter, please)!