It's a shame, there was going to be a party on the 32nd just for you. There was going to be cake and ice cream and everything. Shame you're going to miss it.
-Water Cooler Chris
Quiteo - [n]
- 1. A portmanteau of the words "quit" and "video," in which a person quits their job while dancing to 'Gone' by Kanye West in an upbeat fashion.
- 2. A misspelling of the capital of Ecuador.
My fleeting and beautiful existence was intended for more than just cleaning up other people's messes.
Maybe he had recently fallen on...
(puts on sunglasses)
... Hard Times...