It's a shame, there was going to be a party on the 32nd just for you. There was going to be cake and ice cream and everything. Shame you're going to miss it.
-Water Cooler Chris
My fleeting and beautiful existence was intended for more than just cleaning up other people's messes.
Quiteo - [n]
- 1. A portmanteau of the words "quit" and "video," in which a person quits their job while dancing to 'Gone' by Kanye West in an upbeat fashion.
- 2. A misspelling of the capital of Ecuador.
Maybe he had recently fallen on...
(puts on sunglasses)
... Hard Times...