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dont-freak-out from the future hp Plot Device time travel unsubscribe - 5777205504
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I got spam from HP today. To unsubscribe, the instructions were to email this chick back, and she would get around to it within 7 days. This was my response. I hope she writes back. I'll drag this out forever.
hp jenga laptop pyramid - 6459840000
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Uhh, could I just... y'know... take one of those? It's not like you need ALL of them, right?

hp photorealistic printer - 6352990976
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Here we see an ad for HP touting their ultrarealistic printing ability. Sorry guys, but creepiness doesn't get any less creepier in laser quality.