HP Printers: Photorealistic

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Here we see an ad for HP touting their ultrarealistic printing ability. Sorry guys, but creepiness doesn't get any less creepier in laser quality.

Mother of God...

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Right now, I can't help but picture a little Scumbag Steve perched on the logos of all the printer ink companies out there.

How About The Reward Of Keeping All Of Your Teeth?

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More Out of Stock Than Mississippi Was Out of Civil Rights in 1950

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Get your quickly liquidating, soon-to-be-unsupported semi-mobile device today!

The HPyramid

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Uhh, could I just... y'know... take one of those? It's not like you need ALL of them, right?

Optimus HPrime

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He may be an autobot, but his pages-per-minute rate is "deceptively" high...

Time Travel As a Plot Device Works Here

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I got spam from HP today. To unsubscribe, the instructions were to email this chick back, and she would get around to it within 7 days. This was my response. I hope she writes back. I'll drag this out forever.