I'll use the stairs... but only if they put "Way to go!" and "Good for you!" and "You're so smart and health conscious, here's a raise!" on the walls going up the staircase.
However, "Slayer" has fewer words, so given the circumstances I guess I'll just follow protocol here.
-Water Cooler Chris
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