I Won't Argue With You Anymore

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2001 A Space Oddysey,bathroom,dave,hal,HAL 9000,paper towel,passive aggressive
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"Hey HAL, Could You Just Itch That Spot for Me Real Quick?"

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velcro,itch,astronauts,HAL 9000,neil armstrong
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In space, no one can hear you cursing and banging your head around your helmet trying to itch your nose.

JOE 9000, Make Me a Double Decaf Soy Latte!

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i'm sorry dave,2001 a space odyssey,HAL 9000,keurig,monday thru friday,g rated
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2011: A Paper Odyssey

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bathroom,HAL 9000,space odyssey 2001
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The Hand-Aerating Launcher 9000 is, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

HAL 9000 the Printer

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2001 a space odyssey,HAL 9000,personality,printers,skynet
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H-A-L is the C-E-O

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2001 a space odyssey,dave,HAL 9000,pod bay door
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"And for the last time, stop calling it the pod bay. It's the men's bathroom, dammit."