HAL 9000

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In space, no one can hear you cursing and banging your head around your helmet trying to itch your nose.

Insert Space Odyssey Reference Here
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The Hand-Aerating Launcher 9000 is, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

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"And for the last time, stop calling it the pod bay. It's the men's bathroom, dammit."