"Hey HAL, Could You Just Itch That Spot for Me Real Quick?"

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"Hey HAL, Could You Just Itch That Spot for Me Real Quick?"
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In space, no one can hear you cursing and banging your head around your helmet trying to itch your nose.

H-A-L is the C-E-O

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H-A-L is the C-E-O
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"And for the last time, stop calling it the pod bay. It's the men's bathroom, dammit."

2011: A Paper Odyssey

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2011: A Paper Odyssey
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The Hand-Aerating Launcher 9000 is, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.